1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:01,080 SONG: # One, two, three, four, five, six, take it down! 2 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,960 SONG: # One, two, three, four, five, six, take it down! 3 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:24,360 # Cue the pulse to begin 4 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,320 # Cue the pulse to begin 5 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:34,920 # Cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,240 # Cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:38,600 # Cue the pulse to begin 8 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,640 # Cue the pulse to begin 9 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:42,120 # Cue the pulse to begin. # 10 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,480 # Cue the pulse to begin. # 11 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:48,200 (Groans softly) 12 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,720 (Groans softly) 13 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:49,760 SONG: # Would you like to come inside?... # 14 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,960 SONG: # Would you like to come inside?... # 15 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:08,640 (Moans) 16 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,080 (Moans) 17 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:15,520 # Would you like to come in now? 18 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,320 # Would you like to come in now? 19 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:17,360 (Men moan) 20 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,280 (Men moan) 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:22,040 (Men moan) 22 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,000 (Men moan) 23 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,040 (Sighs) 24 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,480 (Sighs) 25 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:41,120 Six down. 26 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Six down. 27 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:43,160 Very impressive. 28 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,560 Very impressive. 29 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:50,080 Six as well. It's a modest effort. 30 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,440 Six as well. It's a modest effort. 31 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:52,480 This can be verified? 32 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,920 This can be verified? 33 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:53,960 I have signed affidavits. How about you? 34 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,720 I have signed affidavits. How about you? 35 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:55,760 The same. 36 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,080 The same. 37 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:58,120 So, it appears we're neck and neck. 38 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,920 So, it appears we're neck and neck. 39 00:01:59,920 --> 00:01:59,960 Dick and dick. Equal. 40 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,720 Dick and dick. Equal. 41 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:03,000 EVEN, Brandon. But never, never equal. 42 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,040 EVEN, Brandon. But never, never equal. 43 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:07,080 Oh, but not for long. 44 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,360 Oh, but not for long. 45 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:09,400 My number seven just walked in. 46 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,160 My number seven just walked in. 47 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:12,760 What do you know? So did mine. 48 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,080 What do you know? So did mine. 49 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:15,120 (Laughs) And my number eight. 50 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,200 (Laughs) And my number eight. 51 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:19,280 I don't believe there are any stipulations 52 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,040 I don't believe there are any stipulations 53 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:21,080 regarding more than one at a time. 54 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,240 regarding more than one at a time. 55 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:29,680 MICHAEL: A couple more feet. 56 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,160 MICHAEL: A couple more feet. 57 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:31,200 Just... Oh. 58 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,800 Just... Oh. 59 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:33,840 Phew! 60 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,280 Phew! 61 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:36,320 That was a schlep. 62 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,400 That was a schlep. 63 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:38,440 (Sighs) Where's the bathroom? 64 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,160 (Sighs) Where's the bathroom? 65 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:41,200 There isn't one. 66 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,600 There isn't one. 67 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:43,760 I feel like something to drink. Where's the kitchen? 68 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,720 I feel like something to drink. Where's the kitchen? 69 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:45,760 Sorry. But I have a sink. 70 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,960 Sorry. But I have a sink. 71 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,000 (Yawns playfully) 72 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,960 (Yawns playfully) 73 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,000 And you'll have a bed. 74 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,480 And you'll have a bed. 75 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:50,520 As soon as we... (Laughs) ...drag the rest of it up... 76 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,440 As soon as we... (Laughs) ...drag the rest of it up... 77 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:53,480 How many is it? 19 flights of stairs? 78 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,160 How many is it? 19 flights of stairs? 79 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:56,200 No, it's only 18. 80 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,600 No, it's only 18. 81 00:02:59,040 --> 00:02:59,080 Thanks again for the loan. 82 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,560 Thanks again for the loan. 83 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:00,600 Yeah, don't worry about returning it. 84 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,360 Yeah, don't worry about returning it. 85 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:02,400 Are you sure? 86 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,360 Are you sure? 87 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:04,400 I doubt we'll be needing it. 88 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,000 I doubt we'll be needing it. 89 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:09,360 As soon as I decorate... 90 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,120 As soon as I decorate... 91 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:11,160 What do you think of Louis Coutures? Love it. 92 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,280 What do you think of Louis Coutures? Love it. 93 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:13,320 ..I will have you and Ben over for dinner. 94 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,560 ..I will have you and Ben over for dinner. 95 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:15,600 Of course, first you'll need a table. And chairs. 96 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,400 Of course, first you'll need a table. And chairs. 97 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:18,440 Is it worth mentioning a stove? (Chuckles) 98 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,160 Is it worth mentioning a stove? (Chuckles) 99 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:23,720 Well, if there's anything else I can do... 100 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,960 Well, if there's anything else I can do... 101 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:26,000 You've already done plenty. 102 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,080 You've already done plenty. 103 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:28,120 Yeah. I'm sure Brian would agree with you. 104 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,600 Yeah. I'm sure Brian would agree with you. 105 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:31,640 He blames me for infecting you with all sorts of heretical ideas, 106 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:36,120 He blames me for infecting you with all sorts of heretical ideas, 107 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:36,160 like marriage and monogamy and a house and kids. 108 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:40,240 like marriage and monogamy and a house and kids. 109 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:40,280 He wants me burned at the stake. 110 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,160 He wants me burned at the stake. 111 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:42,200 You had nothing to do with it. 112 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,040 You had nothing to do with it. 113 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:44,080 There are things that I've wanted for a long time 114 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,400 There are things that I've wanted for a long time 115 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:46,440 that I could never have if I'd stayed with him. 116 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,960 that I could never have if I'd stayed with him. 117 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,000 I'm just sorry if it ruined your friendship. 118 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,960 I'm just sorry if it ruined your friendship. 119 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,000 Well, he did a fine job of that on his own 120 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,440 Well, he did a fine job of that on his own 121 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:53,480 without any assistance from you. 122 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,120 without any assistance from you. 123 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:56,640 So...ready for the box spring? 124 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,680 So...ready for the box spring? 125 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:58,720 Alright. (Grunts) 126 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,600 Alright. (Grunts) 127 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:01,640 Hello? Hello?! 128 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,960 Hello? Hello?! 129 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:05,040 I know you're there. I can hear your sinus condition. 130 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,160 I know you're there. I can hear your sinus condition. 131 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:09,280 Don't tell me - another one? 132 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,000 Don't tell me - another one? 133 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:11,040 Fifth one this week. Another what? 134 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,080 Fifth one this week. Another what? 135 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:13,120 Oh...nothing. 136 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,800 Oh...nothing. 137 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:15,840 Sweetheart, could you put a little more roast beef on there 138 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,400 Sweetheart, could you put a little more roast beef on there 139 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:18,440 and maybe another tomato? 140 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,280 and maybe another tomato? 141 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:20,320 You know, Carl's a detective. Maybe you should tell him. 142 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,680 You know, Carl's a detective. Maybe you should tell him. 143 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:22,720 Tell me what? 144 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,200 Tell me what? 145 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:24,240 Well, it's not like a crime has been committed or anything. 146 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,600 Well, it's not like a crime has been committed or anything. 147 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:26,640 It's just someone keeps calling and hanging up. 148 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,000 It's just someone keeps calling and hanging up. 149 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:29,040 Probably just a wrong number. Or a stalker! 150 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,400 Probably just a wrong number. Or a stalker! 151 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:31,440 Well, he is on TV. You hear about it all the time. 152 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,600 Well, he is on TV. You hear about it all the time. 153 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:34,640 Some crazed lunatic falls madly in love with a celebrity 154 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,560 Some crazed lunatic falls madly in love with a celebrity 155 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:37,600 and wants to marry him... or slice him up. 156 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,080 and wants to marry him... or slice him up. 157 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:40,120 Stalker? 158 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,200 Stalker? 159 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:42,240 Stalker? (Chuckles lightly) 160 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,920 Stalker? (Chuckles lightly) 161 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:43,960 A stalker. Oh, my God. What should I do? Hire a bodyguard? 162 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,040 A stalker. Oh, my God. What should I do? Hire a bodyguard? 163 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:47,080 We'll get an alarm system. 164 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,560 We'll get an alarm system. 165 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:48,600 With one of those panic buttons that connects directly to the police. 166 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,280 With one of those panic buttons that connects directly to the police. 167 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:51,320 Exactly. I AM the police. 168 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,440 Exactly. I AM the police. 169 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:53,480 You don't need a button. 170 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,920 You don't need a button. 171 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:54,960 You two are jumping to conclusions. 172 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,640 You two are jumping to conclusions. 173 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:56,680 If it is a stalker, he's probably harmless. 174 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,360 If it is a stalker, he's probably harmless. 175 00:04:59,360 --> 00:04:59,400 Hell, he's afraid to even talk to you. 176 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,200 Hell, he's afraid to even talk to you. 177 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:01,240 Just keep an eye out. You'll be alright. 178 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,320 Just keep an eye out. You'll be alright. 179 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:05,360 And that's your best professional advice? 180 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,760 And that's your best professional advice? 181 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:07,800 It is. Yeah? Well, here's mine. 182 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,080 It is. Yeah? Well, here's mine. 183 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:12,320 You get yourself one of those pepper sprays so you can blast the bastard. 184 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,760 You get yourself one of those pepper sprays so you can blast the bastard. 185 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:15,800 Then you take one of those karate classes 186 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,760 Then you take one of those karate classes 187 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:17,800 so you can kick him right in the fucking balls. 188 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,200 so you can kick him right in the fucking balls. 189 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:21,760 Here, honey. You have a sandwich. 190 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,520 Here, honey. You have a sandwich. 191 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:30,400 Here you go. Thanks. 192 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,360 Here you go. Thanks. 193 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:33,400 Check out this listing. Vases on eBay? 194 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,160 Check out this listing. Vases on eBay? 195 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:36,200 Contributors to Proposition 14 have put their money 196 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,720 Contributors to Proposition 14 have put their money 197 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:38,760 where their hateful mouths are. 198 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,480 where their hateful mouths are. 199 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:40,520 It's hard to believe there are that many people 200 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,400 It's hard to believe there are that many people 201 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:42,440 who donate millions of dollars 202 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,120 who donate millions of dollars 203 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:44,160 just to prevent us from having the same rights as they do. 204 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,520 just to prevent us from having the same rights as they do. 205 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:46,560 I need to go to the centre. I promised I'd volunteer. 206 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,880 I need to go to the centre. I promised I'd volunteer. 207 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:48,920 Don't worry. I'll pick up Gus at day care. 208 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,640 Don't worry. I'll pick up Gus at day care. 209 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:50,680 DOORBELL RINGS 210 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,600 DOORBELL RINGS 211 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:57,720 Hey. I've come for my little honey bun. 212 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,360 Hey. I've come for my little honey bun. 213 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:00,400 I never thought I'd be taking my kid for a work-out so soon. 214 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,280 I never thought I'd be taking my kid for a work-out so soon. 215 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:03,320 Well, GymbaROO is not exactly Rip Gym. I'll go get her. 216 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,920 Well, GymbaROO is not exactly Rip Gym. I'll go get her. 217 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:06,960 Perfect blend of cream and honey. As usual. 218 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,280 Perfect blend of cream and honey. As usual. 219 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:09,320 Thank you. Any time. 220 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,160 Thank you. Any time. 221 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:13,760 You know, if I didn't know any better, 222 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,720 You know, if I didn't know any better, 223 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:15,760 I'd say you two are back to normal. 224 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,120 I'd say you two are back to normal. 225 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:18,160 Hmm. Not quite. 226 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,120 Hmm. Not quite. 227 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:20,160 It sure looks that way. 228 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,840 It sure looks that way. 229 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:21,880 Mel and I have decided to have an in-house separation. 230 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,600 Mel and I have decided to have an in-house separation. 231 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:24,640 A what? 232 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,080 A what? 233 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:26,120 (Chuckles) It's what our therapist called it. 234 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,720 (Chuckles) It's what our therapist called it. 235 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:27,760 We both live in the house. 236 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,440 We both live in the house. 237 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:29,480 Mel keeps the second floor and I'm in the studio and the attic. 238 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,200 Mel keeps the second floor and I'm in the studio and the attic. 239 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:32,240 We share chores and child care, 240 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,880 We share chores and child care, 241 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:33,960 but otherwise, we live totally separate lives. 242 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,640 but otherwise, we live totally separate lives. 243 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:37,720 I...I can't imagine Ben and me having that kind of an arrangement. 244 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,880 I...I can't imagine Ben and me having that kind of an arrangement. 245 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:40,920 It's not as difficult as it sounds, 246 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,800 It's not as difficult as it sounds, 247 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:42,840 once you get the system up and running. 248 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,640 once you get the system up and running. 249 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:44,680 In fact, I'd say it's working rather well. 250 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,760 In fact, I'd say it's working rather well. 251 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:48,200 (Coos) Hey. Here's our little Olympic champion. 252 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,680 (Coos) Hey. Here's our little Olympic champion. 253 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:51,720 Yes, you are. Hello. 254 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,080 Yes, you are. Hello. 255 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:56,160 TED: Hey. How about grabbing some lunch? 256 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,160 TED: Hey. How about grabbing some lunch? 257 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:58,200 There's a new sushi bar that serves blowfish. 258 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,080 There's a new sushi bar that serves blowfish. 259 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:01,160 It's either the most delicious thing you've ever tasted or you die. 260 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,400 It's either the most delicious thing you've ever tasted or you die. 261 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:04,440 Well...as tempting as your offer is, I've already ordered in. 262 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:09,120 Well...as tempting as your offer is, I've already ordered in. 263 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:09,160 OK, then, uh...how about after work, 264 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,040 OK, then, uh...how about after work, 265 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:11,080 we go out, just the two of us, knock back a few mango martinis. 266 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,320 we go out, just the two of us, knock back a few mango martinis. 267 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:14,360 Of course, just the mango for me. (Chuckles) 268 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,720 Of course, just the mango for me. (Chuckles) 269 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:18,680 How much? 270 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,120 How much? 271 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:22,760 How much what? 272 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,800 How much what? 273 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:24,840 How much of a raise are you gunning for? 274 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,840 How much of a raise are you gunning for? 275 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:27,880 Is that what you think I'm after? 276 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,880 Is that what you think I'm after? 277 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:29,920 Why else would you be threatening me with blowfish and mango martinis? 278 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,840 Why else would you be threatening me with blowfish and mango martinis? 279 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:32,880 I just thought, considering you've lost the love of your life 280 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,600 I just thought, considering you've lost the love of your life 281 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:35,640 and your best friend and soul mate - the Yin to your Yang, as it were - 282 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,840 and your best friend and soul mate - the Yin to your Yang, as it were - 283 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:38,880 you might want someone to share your pain with. 284 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,960 you might want someone to share your pain with. 285 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:41,000 And you're thinking that someone might be you? 286 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,320 And you're thinking that someone might be you? 287 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:43,360 Hey, I'm not the pathetic putz, lowly accountant 288 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,320 Hey, I'm not the pathetic putz, lowly accountant 289 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:45,360 whose sole purpose in life is to crunch numbers I once was, you know. 290 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,600 whose sole purpose in life is to crunch numbers I once was, you know. 291 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:48,640 I've been to hell and back. I've lost everything, everyone. 292 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,960 I've been to hell and back. I've lost everything, everyone. 293 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:51,000 So I think I know what you're going through, 294 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,760 So I think I know what you're going through, 295 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:52,800 even though you're concealing it, as always, 296 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,400 even though you're concealing it, as always, 297 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:54,440 with the utmost skill and aplomb. 298 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,600 with the utmost skill and aplomb. 299 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:56,640 Thank you, Theodore. 300 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,040 Thank you, Theodore. 301 00:07:59,400 --> 00:07:59,440 The only pain that I'm suffering right now 302 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,160 The only pain that I'm suffering right now 303 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:02,200 is from these new Gucci loafers. 304 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,280 is from these new Gucci loafers. 305 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:05,320 I knew I should have gotten a size larger. 306 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,440 I knew I should have gotten a size larger. 307 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:07,480 Come on, Brian. You can't fool me. 308 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,920 Come on, Brian. You can't fool me. 309 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:09,960 You've got to free yourself of this burden. 310 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,160 You've got to free yourself of this burden. 311 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:12,200 Release it. Let it all hang out. 312 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,280 Release it. Let it all hang out. 313 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:22,120 My mother is a frigid bitch. 314 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,640 My mother is a frigid bitch. 315 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:24,680 My father was an abusive drunk. 316 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,760 My father was an abusive drunk. 317 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:27,800 They had a hateful marriage, 318 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,360 They had a hateful marriage, 319 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:29,400 which is probably why I am unwilling, or unable, 320 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:34,120 which is probably why I am unwilling, or unable, 321 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:34,160 to form a long-term, committed relationship of my own. 322 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:38,800 to form a long-term, committed relationship of my own. 323 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:38,840 The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs 324 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,800 The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs 325 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:41,840 and have more or less redefined promiscuity... 326 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:45,080 and have more or less redefined promiscuity... 327 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:45,120 ..doesn't help...much. 328 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,240 ..doesn't help...much. 329 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:49,080 As a result, I've lost the two people in my life 330 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,400 As a result, I've lost the two people in my life 331 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:51,440 that mean the most to me. 332 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,040 that mean the most to me. 333 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:55,720 There...don't you feel better? 334 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,160 There...don't you feel better? 335 00:08:59,160 --> 00:08:59,200 No. 336 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,080 No. 337 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:01,120 But I'm sure you do. 338 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,560 But I'm sure you do. 339 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:02,600 KNOCK AT DOOR 340 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,200 KNOCK AT DOOR 341 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:05,600 Number nine. 342 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,080 Number nine. 343 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:08,080 Now, Ted... 344 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,520 Now, Ted... 345 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:10,880 ..if you'll excuse me... my lunch has arrived. 346 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:15,240 ..if you'll excuse me... my lunch has arrived. 347 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:20,520 Good afternoon, Mr Demerez. Hello, Mr Morgan. 348 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,160 Good afternoon, Mr Demerez. Hello, Mr Morgan. 349 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:23,200 Mr Logan... I'm sorry. MRS Logan. My name is Justin. 350 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,520 Mr Logan... I'm sorry. MRS Logan. My name is Justin. 351 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:26,560 I'm Corinne. 352 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,560 I'm Corinne. 353 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:27,600 Melanie. From the Pennsylvania anti-Prop. 14 initiative. 354 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,920 Melanie. From the Pennsylvania anti-Prop. 14 initiative. 355 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:29,960 Are you familiar with the proposed legislation? 356 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,600 Are you familiar with the proposed legislation? 357 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:31,640 That's right, sir - the one that keeps gays in their place. 358 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,200 That's right, sir - the one that keeps gays in their place. 359 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:34,240 A campaign of hate led by Reverend Fowler 360 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,040 A campaign of hate led by Reverend Fowler 361 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:36,080 and his Family America Coalition. 362 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,800 and his Family America Coalition. 363 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:37,840 They want the legislature to rewrite the state constitution 364 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,760 They want the legislature to rewrite the state constitution 365 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:39,800 limiting the rights of gays and lesbians. 366 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,440 limiting the rights of gays and lesbians. 367 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:41,480 No, sir, I'm not a cocksucker - I'm a lesbian! 368 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,000 No, sir, I'm not a cocksucker - I'm a lesbian! 369 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:44,040 It's not just about gay people. 370 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,520 It's not just about gay people. 371 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:45,560 It's about every American having the same rights. 372 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,360 It's about every American having the same rights. 373 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:47,400 Can we count on you for a donation? 374 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,080 Can we count on you for a donation? 375 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:49,120 I'll be sure to remember that, as they STUFF ME into the ovens! 376 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,520 I'll be sure to remember that, as they STUFF ME into the ovens! 377 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:52,560 (Chuckles) We'll send you a lawn sign. 378 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,200 (Chuckles) We'll send you a lawn sign. 379 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:54,240 I'll put a brochure in the mail. Thanks for your time. 380 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,360 I'll put a brochure in the mail. Thanks for your time. 381 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:56,400 It's been a pleasure talking to you. 382 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,400 It's been a pleasure talking to you. 383 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:58,440 Who did they get these lists from? The Nazi Party? 384 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,840 Who did they get these lists from? The Nazi Party? 385 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:00,880 Been going over their list of supporters, 386 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,520 Been going over their list of supporters, 387 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:02,560 figuring out which businesses to target. 388 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,240 figuring out which businesses to target. 389 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:04,280 I say boycott the whole fucking bunch of them. 390 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,080 I say boycott the whole fucking bunch of them. 391 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:06,120 I second the motion. Holy shit. 392 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,960 I second the motion. Holy shit. 393 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:08,000 Would you look at the names on here? 394 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,760 Would you look at the names on here? 395 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:09,800 Some of these are major corporations. 396 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,320 Some of these are major corporations. 397 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:12,360 They must be raising millions. 398 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,000 They must be raising millions. 399 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,040 The hate sells. What else is new? 400 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,080 The hate sells. What else is new? 401 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:16,120 Jesus Christ. Don't tell me - he's on there too? 402 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,920 Jesus Christ. Don't tell me - he's on there too? 403 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:18,960 Worse - my dad. 404 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,680 Worse - my dad. 405 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:24,800 DOG BARKS 406 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,760 DOG BARKS 407 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:29,640 ALARM WAILS 408 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,600 ALARM WAILS 409 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:33,280 LOUD METALLIC BANG 410 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,960 LOUD METALLIC BANG 411 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:35,000 (Sighs) 412 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,960 (Sighs) 413 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,000 Em, don't be such a scaredy-queen. 414 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Em, don't be such a scaredy-queen. 415 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,040 No-one is stalking you. 416 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,920 No-one is stalking you. 417 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:41,960 Why would anybody stalk YOU? (Chuckles) 418 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,000 Why would anybody stalk YOU? (Chuckles) 419 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,040 Just because you're on the Channel Five news 420 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,120 Just because you're on the Channel Five news 421 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:46,160 and everyone adores the queer guy, 422 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,960 and everyone adores the queer guy, 423 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:48,000 and, of course, there is the undeniable fact 424 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,920 and, of course, there is the undeniable fact 425 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:49,960 that you do have an awesome ass... 426 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,080 that you do have an awesome ass... 427 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:52,120 (Screams) Oh, please! Please, you can have anything you want! 428 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,640 (Screams) Oh, please! Please, you can have anything you want! 429 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:54,680 Take my bag! I-I'll give you an autographed picture! 430 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,920 Take my bag! I-I'll give you an autographed picture! 431 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:56,960 Emmett! 432 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,400 Emmett! 433 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:58,440 Oh, my God. (Pants) Drew! 434 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,000 Oh, my God. (Pants) Drew! 435 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:02,640 What's up? 436 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,080 What's up? 437 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:05,160 Every time I'd get up the nerve to phone you, 438 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,720 Every time I'd get up the nerve to phone you, 439 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:07,760 I'd hang up, afraid somebody might be tapping my line. 440 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,840 I'd hang up, afraid somebody might be tapping my line. 441 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:10,880 YOU'RE the breather? 442 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,560 YOU'RE the breather? 443 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:12,600 (Chuckles) You should really do something about those sinuses. 444 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:16,280 (Chuckles) You should really do something about those sinuses. 445 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:16,320 (Chuckles) I know - it's my allergies. 446 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,520 (Chuckles) I know - it's my allergies. 447 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:20,440 So, other than the rockweed, how have you been? 448 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,440 So, other than the rockweed, how have you been? 449 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:25,280 Not so good. 450 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,920 Not so good. 451 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:26,960 You played in the championship. 452 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,200 You played in the championship. 453 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:29,240 I was at Woodys and...it just happened to be on, 454 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,120 I was at Woodys and...it just happened to be on, 455 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:32,160 and I just happened to catch your winning touchdown. 456 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,280 and I just happened to catch your winning touchdown. 457 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:35,320 (Chuckles) 458 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,800 (Chuckles) 459 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:36,840 And I just happened to read about your wedding to Sierra. 460 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,120 And I just happened to read about your wedding to Sierra. 461 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:40,200 Congratulations. Thanks. 462 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,480 Congratulations. Thanks. 463 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:43,600 We're getting a divorce. 464 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,240 We're getting a divorce. 465 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:46,480 That's why I was trying to call you. 466 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,680 That's why I was trying to call you. 467 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:51,800 I need someone I can talk to, Emmett. 468 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,120 I need someone I can talk to, Emmett. 469 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:54,160 Really talk to. 470 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,600 Really talk to. 471 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:58,120 You see, there was this guy...a fan. 472 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,360 You see, there was this guy...a fan. 473 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:02,400 (Sighs) 474 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,920 (Sighs) 475 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:03,960 I don't know how it happened, but, uh... 476 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,600 I don't know how it happened, but, uh... 477 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:05,640 You fucked him? 478 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,520 You fucked him? 479 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:11,560 Then he threatened to sell these to the tabloids 480 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,000 Then he threatened to sell these to the tabloids 481 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,040 if I wouldn't pay him off. 482 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,640 if I wouldn't pay him off. 483 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:19,960 Wow. (Chuckles) 484 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,400 Wow. (Chuckles) 485 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:22,440 You, uh...wouldn't happen to have another set, would you? 486 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,320 You, uh...wouldn't happen to have another set, would you? 487 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:27,600 The sonofabitch had a hidden camera. 488 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,560 The sonofabitch had a hidden camera. 489 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:31,520 He said he wanted 100 grand... so I paid him. 490 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:35,240 He said he wanted 100 grand... so I paid him. 491 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:35,280 Now he's come back, says he wants more. 492 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,480 Now he's come back, says he wants more. 493 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:39,680 When I told Sierra, she left. 494 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,440 When I told Sierra, she left. 495 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:43,960 I'm sorry, Drew. I really am. 496 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,160 I'm sorry, Drew. I really am. 497 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:47,200 But...what can I do? 498 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,680 But...what can I do? 499 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:50,880 I need advice...from someone I can really trust. 500 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:55,680 I need advice...from someone I can really trust. 501 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:57,240 I told you the last time what you should do. 502 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,680 I told you the last time what you should do. 503 00:12:59,680 --> 00:12:59,720 And I told you... You're not gay. 504 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:02,120 And I told you... You're not gay. 505 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:02,160 Right. (Scoffs) 506 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,800 Right. (Scoffs) 507 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:07,480 You know...if it had just been about the sex, 508 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,240 You know...if it had just been about the sex, 509 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:11,280 I might have believed you, 510 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,040 I might have believed you, 511 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:13,080 that it was just, you know, messing around. 512 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,960 that it was just, you know, messing around. 513 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:17,600 But I know... 514 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,440 But I know... 515 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:20,480 ..when you kissed me and...and hugged me, 516 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:24,920 ..when you kissed me and...and hugged me, 517 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:24,960 when we fell asleep together... 518 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,720 when we fell asleep together... 519 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:27,760 ..it was more than just sportfucking. 520 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,560 ..it was more than just sportfucking. 521 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:30,720 And you know it too. 522 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,400 And you know it too. 523 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:36,560 Look, if you can't be honest with me, that's fine. 524 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:40,280 Look, if you can't be honest with me, that's fine. 525 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:40,320 It doesnt matter. 526 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,040 It doesnt matter. 527 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:43,600 But at least be honest with yourself. 528 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,560 But at least be honest with yourself. 529 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:57,760 (Sighs) 530 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,200 (Sighs) 531 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:00,280 MAN: Yeah, see you. MAN: 'Bye. 532 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,040 MAN: Yeah, see you. MAN: 'Bye. 533 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:02,080 I'm not a naive person, 534 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,760 I'm not a naive person, 535 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:03,800 but talking to some of these people tonight, I nearly lost it. 536 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:07,200 but talking to some of these people tonight, I nearly lost it. 537 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:07,240 I wanted to say, "How can you be such a bigoted, ignorant asshole 538 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:11,280 I wanted to say, "How can you be such a bigoted, ignorant asshole 539 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:11,320 "and still call yourself an American?" 540 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,760 "and still call yourself an American?" 541 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:13,800 And what DID President Bush say? 542 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,640 And what DID President Bush say? 543 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:15,680 (Chuckles) 544 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,520 (Chuckles) 545 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:17,560 Sorry if I got a little carried away. 546 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,000 Sorry if I got a little carried away. 547 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,040 No, don't be sorry. Passion's a good thing. 548 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,280 No, don't be sorry. Passion's a good thing. 549 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:22,320 Nothing worthwhile ever got accomplished without it. 550 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,720 Nothing worthwhile ever got accomplished without it. 551 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:24,760 I couldn't agree more. 552 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,000 I couldn't agree more. 553 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,040 See you tomorrow. Five to eight. 554 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,680 See you tomorrow. Five to eight. 555 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:28,720 Maybe we could... get some dinner after? 556 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,640 Maybe we could... get some dinner after? 557 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:31,680 Sure. We could stop by the diner. 558 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,120 Sure. We could stop by the diner. 559 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:34,160 I...meant some place nice. 560 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,920 I...meant some place nice. 561 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:37,960 Just the...two of us. 562 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,600 Just the...two of us. 563 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:41,600 Oh. THAT k-kind of dinner. 564 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,920 Oh. THAT k-kind of dinner. 565 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,000 I've been wanting to ask you all week. 566 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,360 I've been wanting to ask you all week. 567 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:47,400 Finally worked up the courage. 568 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,000 Finally worked up the courage. 569 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:50,040 I'm very flattered, but I've been kind of busy these days, 570 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,200 I'm very flattered, but I've been kind of busy these days, 571 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:53,240 what with the campaign, the baby and starting back to work. 572 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,040 what with the campaign, the baby and starting back to work. 573 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:56,080 It just doesn't leave me a lot of free time. 574 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,560 It just doesn't leave me a lot of free time. 575 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:02,240 Still, a girl's gotta eat. 576 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,560 Still, a girl's gotta eat. 577 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:08,880 (Chuckles) 578 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,320 (Chuckles) 579 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:11,360 You're very persuasive. 580 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,000 You're very persuasive. 581 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:14,720 Uh, hey, I haven't been on the phone all week for nothing. 582 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:18,240 Uh, hey, I haven't been on the phone all week for nothing. 583 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:31,840 Ben? 584 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,280 Ben? 585 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:34,440 Ben? 586 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,440 Ben? 587 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:36,480 BEN: I'm in here. 588 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,880 BEN: I'm in here. 589 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:40,400 You're smoking in the house without even a window open? 590 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,320 You're smoking in the house without even a window open? 591 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:44,360 Where's his bed? 592 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,760 Where's his bed? 593 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:46,920 I gave it to Justin for his new place. 594 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,480 I gave it to Justin for his new place. 595 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:49,520 You gave it to Justin? He needed it. 596 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,440 You gave it to Justin? He needed it. 597 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:52,480 And Hunter doesnt? 598 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,880 And Hunter doesnt? 599 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:54,960 Hunter's not here. He will be. 600 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,480 Hunter's not here. He will be. 601 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:57,520 In that case, we'll buy another bed. 602 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,880 In that case, we'll buy another bed. 603 00:15:59,880 --> 00:15:59,920 Where are you going? To sell his clothes? 604 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,560 Where are you going? To sell his clothes? 605 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:01,600 Cut his face out of all the photos? That's unfair! 606 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,760 Cut his face out of all the photos? That's unfair! 607 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:03,800 I wish he were here too, but he's not! He's gone. 608 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,480 I wish he were here too, but he's not! He's gone. 609 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:08,080 Well, unlike you, I still have a little faith. 610 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,320 Well, unlike you, I still have a little faith. 611 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:11,360 Faith, denial - everyone makes their own choices. 612 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,440 Faith, denial - everyone makes their own choices. 613 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:13,480 Mine is to let him go and get on with my life. 614 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,320 Mine is to let him go and get on with my life. 615 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:18,440 You choose whatever you want. 616 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,080 You choose whatever you want. 617 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:22,760 I fucked my ninth in the sauna. 618 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,040 I fucked my ninth in the sauna. 619 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:25,080 Twice. 620 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,720 Twice. 621 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:26,760 Witnesses? 622 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,160 Witnesses? 623 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:29,200 Three. 624 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,640 Three. 625 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,000 And you? 626 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,440 And you? 627 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:37,040 Knocked off seven and eight. 628 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,800 Knocked off seven and eight. 629 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:42,880 Very good. 630 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,160 Very good. 631 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:45,200 But, alas, not good enough. 632 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,200 But, alas, not good enough. 633 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:50,720 I've only got one to go. 634 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,400 I've only got one to go. 635 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:54,000 Alex Easley. 636 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,960 Alex Easley. 637 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,000 And he certainly lives up to his last name. 638 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,280 And he certainly lives up to his last name. 639 00:16:59,280 --> 00:16:59,320 The guy's got a shrine to me in his bedroom. 640 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,760 The guy's got a shrine to me in his bedroom. 641 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,080 I saw it when I fucked him. 642 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,040 I saw it when I fucked him. 643 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:05,080 However, the task won't be as 'Easley' accomplished as you think. 644 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,520 However, the task won't be as 'Easley' accomplished as you think. 645 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:08,560 He leaves for Puerto Vallarta tomorrow for a 2-week holiday. 646 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,360 He leaves for Puerto Vallarta tomorrow for a 2-week holiday. 647 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:11,400 So, unless you've got a very long dick, 648 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,480 So, unless you've got a very long dick, 649 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:14,520 by the time he gets back, I'll not only have evened the score... 650 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,400 by the time he gets back, I'll not only have evened the score... 651 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:18,440 ..I'll have won. 652 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,840 ..I'll have won. 653 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:21,280 Hmm. 654 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,680 Hmm. 655 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:23,920 Ah. And there's my number nine now. 656 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,520 Ah. And there's my number nine now. 657 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:31,280 JUSTIN: Do you realise if this thing passes, it'll take away my rights? 658 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,200 JUSTIN: Do you realise if this thing passes, it'll take away my rights? 659 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:34,240 As well as the rights of every other gay man and woman in this state? 660 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,480 As well as the rights of every other gay man and woman in this state? 661 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:37,520 I believe that's the point. 662 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,040 I believe that's the point. 663 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:39,080 And you don't care that I'll never be able to marry or adopt a child 664 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,240 And you don't care that I'll never be able to marry or adopt a child 665 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:42,280 or receive domestic partnership insurance? 666 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,880 or receive domestic partnership insurance? 667 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:43,920 It's not just me. 668 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,360 It's not just me. 669 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:45,400 The vast majority of Americans agree 670 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,080 The vast majority of Americans agree 671 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:47,120 that you and the others like you are a disgrace. 672 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,080 that you and the others like you are a disgrace. 673 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:49,120 You're an abomination in the Lord's eyes. 674 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,080 You're an abomination in the Lord's eyes. 675 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:51,120 But it's your choice. It's not a choice. 676 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,600 But it's your choice. It's not a choice. 677 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:53,640 Well, don't expect to be rewarded. We're not asking to be rewarded. 678 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,680 Well, don't expect to be rewarded. We're not asking to be rewarded. 679 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:56,720 We're asking for what's rightfully ours. 680 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,680 We're asking for what's rightfully ours. 681 00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:58,720 The right to pervert the sanctity of marriage? 682 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,560 The right to pervert the sanctity of marriage? 683 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:00,600 To make a mockery of family values? 684 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,280 To make a mockery of family values? 685 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:02,320 A helluva lot you know about marriage or family values. 686 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,880 A helluva lot you know about marriage or family values. 687 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:04,920 You fucked around on Mom. Watch your language! 688 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,720 You fucked around on Mom. Watch your language! 689 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:06,760 Oh, forgive me, saying 'fuck' is far worse than what you did, 690 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,280 Oh, forgive me, saying 'fuck' is far worse than what you did, 691 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:09,320 you lying hypocrite! 692 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,720 you lying hypocrite! 693 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:12,200 For your information, Justin, I didn't break up our home life 694 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,400 For your information, Justin, I didn't break up our home life 695 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:15,440 or destroy your mother's and my marriage - you did. 696 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,360 or destroy your mother's and my marriage - you did. 697 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:18,400 (Laughs) And you can laugh at that too. 698 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,080 (Laughs) And you can laugh at that too. 699 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:20,120 But before you announced to us and the world 700 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,840 But before you announced to us and the world 701 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:21,880 that you were queer and proud of it, 702 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,560 that you were queer and proud of it, 703 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:23,600 we had a family and were doing pretty good. 704 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,720 we had a family and were doing pretty good. 705 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:25,760 So if you're looking for someone to blame, don't look at me. 706 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,720 So if you're looking for someone to blame, don't look at me. 707 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:38,800 Oh, God, I'd love a jumbo Kielbasa. (Chuckles) Who wouldnt? 708 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:43,280 Oh, God, I'd love a jumbo Kielbasa. (Chuckles) Who wouldnt? 709 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:43,320 But remember what the doctor said - 710 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,600 But remember what the doctor said - 711 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:45,640 lipo is not a licence to indulge. 712 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,160 lipo is not a licence to indulge. 713 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:48,200 The unwanted fat will just come back somewhere else. 714 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,440 The unwanted fat will just come back somewhere else. 715 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:50,480 Yeah, just my luck I'd grow a second ass. 716 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,720 Yeah, just my luck I'd grow a second ass. 717 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:52,760 Or two 50-pound earlobes. 718 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,640 Or two 50-pound earlobes. 719 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:54,680 Hmm? Hey. 720 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,640 Hmm? Hey. 721 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:56,680 Fortunately, that won't happen, because I have you to save me. 722 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,480 Fortunately, that won't happen, because I have you to save me. 723 00:18:59,480 --> 00:18:59,520 What would I do without my pillar of strength? 724 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,960 What would I do without my pillar of strength? 725 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,000 I'm not as strong as you think. 726 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,600 I'm not as strong as you think. 727 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:04,680 There I was, sitting beside Drew. 728 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,440 There I was, sitting beside Drew. 729 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:07,480 God, I wanted him so bad, even after I swore I'd never see him again. 730 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,520 God, I wanted him so bad, even after I swore I'd never see him again. 731 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:10,560 Maybe you were just feeling sorry for him, poor guy. 732 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,800 Maybe you were just feeling sorry for him, poor guy. 733 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:12,840 I told him how he can put a stop to the whole thing. 734 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,480 I told him how he can put a stop to the whole thing. 735 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:15,520 All he has to do is come out. Oh, that's all?! 736 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,960 All he has to do is come out. Oh, that's all?! 737 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,000 (Chuckles) You make it sound so easy. 738 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,240 (Chuckles) You make it sound so easy. 739 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:20,280 It was for ME. 740 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,960 It was for ME. 741 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,000 It was obvious to everyone from the moment I popped out of my momma 742 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,960 It was obvious to everyone from the moment I popped out of my momma 743 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,000 that I was the new queen of Hazlehurst. 744 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,800 that I was the new queen of Hazlehurst. 745 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:26,840 They almost named me Elizabeth. (Chuckles) 746 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,600 They almost named me Elizabeth. (Chuckles) 747 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:28,640 You were lucky. That they named me Emmett? 748 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,360 You were lucky. That they named me Emmett? 749 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:31,400 That it was obvious. 750 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,200 That it was obvious. 751 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:33,240 That you never had to go through the hell of hiding it. 752 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,560 That you never had to go through the hell of hiding it. 753 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:35,600 The fear of being found out. 754 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,520 The fear of being found out. 755 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:39,160 Back in college, I was a ZAP. 756 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:43,040 Back in college, I was a ZAP. 757 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:43,080 Zeta Alpha Pi. (Chuckles) 758 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,920 Zeta Alpha Pi. (Chuckles) 759 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:44,960 I couldn't believe when I was accepted. 760 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,920 I couldn't believe when I was accepted. 761 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:46,960 It was one of the hardest houses to pledge, and they wanted me? 762 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,320 It was one of the hardest houses to pledge, and they wanted me? 763 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:50,360 Anyway...every Saturday night, 764 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,120 Anyway...every Saturday night, 765 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:53,160 I'd go out drinking and trawling for women with my frat buddy, Jack. 766 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,440 I'd go out drinking and trawling for women with my frat buddy, Jack. 767 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:56,480 Ooh! Ooh. 768 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,920 Ooh! Ooh. 769 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:57,960 (Inhales sharply) One night, we came back, totally smashed. 770 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,800 (Inhales sharply) One night, we came back, totally smashed. 771 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:01,840 And in my inebriated state, I confessed to him 772 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,240 And in my inebriated state, I confessed to him 773 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:04,280 that I kind of, sort of, totally had this mad, passionate crush on him. 774 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,680 that I kind of, sort of, totally had this mad, passionate crush on him. 775 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:07,720 And he said, "Me too!" And you fell into each other's arms. 776 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,800 And he said, "Me too!" And you fell into each other's arms. 777 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,040 He punched me on the nose 778 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,760 He punched me on the nose 779 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:14,800 and told everybody in the house I was a fag. 780 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,400 and told everybody in the house I was a fag. 781 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:17,440 After that, I was ceremoniously unZAPed. 782 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:21,280 After that, I was ceremoniously unZAPed. 783 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:21,320 I never knew, Teddy. 784 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,000 I never knew, Teddy. 785 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,040 I mean, it was hard enough for me, a mere mortal, to come out. 786 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,960 I mean, it was hard enough for me, a mere mortal, to come out. 787 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:27,000 For a deity like Drew... 788 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,120 For a deity like Drew... 789 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:36,120 What would you like to drink? Scotch, please. 790 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,400 What would you like to drink? Scotch, please. 791 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:41,560 And for you, sir? Johnnie Walker. 792 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,040 And for you, sir? Johnnie Walker. 793 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:46,320 And, uh...some extra nuts. 794 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,760 And, uh...some extra nuts. 795 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:51,400 Why...Alex? 796 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,760 Why...Alex? 797 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:55,400 (Both grunt, pant) 798 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,360 (Both grunt, pant) 799 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:01,160 I win. 800 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,640 I win. 801 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,000 And it's three hours earlier. 802 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,120 And it's three hours earlier. 803 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:06,160 Ma, I asked for plain paper. 804 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,440 Ma, I asked for plain paper. 805 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:09,480 Well, if you want to be boring, that's your problem, 806 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,000 Well, if you want to be boring, that's your problem, 807 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,040 but don't inflict it on your poor kitchen. 808 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,040 but don't inflict it on your poor kitchen. 809 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:14,080 This way, every time you open a drawer, you get a surprise. 810 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,000 This way, every time you open a drawer, you get a surprise. 811 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,040 Or a heart attack. 812 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,440 Or a heart attack. 813 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:20,560 What's this? 814 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,000 What's this? 815 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:23,560 Secret stash of Cap'n Crunch. 816 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,720 Secret stash of Cap'n Crunch. 817 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:25,760 "Keep your fucking hands off. Hunter." 818 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,400 "Keep your fucking hands off. Hunter." 819 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:28,440 Sounds like a Novotny. 820 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,040 Sounds like a Novotny. 821 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:34,920 Heard from him lately? 822 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,640 Heard from him lately? 823 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:36,680 Not a fucking word. 824 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,720 Not a fucking word. 825 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:38,760 Can you believe that? That ungrateful little prick. 826 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,800 Can you believe that? That ungrateful little prick. 827 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:40,840 After all we did for him, to just walk away like that. 828 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,960 After all we did for him, to just walk away like that. 829 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,000 Who else would've taken him in, made him part of the family? 830 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,840 Who else would've taken him in, made him part of the family? 831 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:46,880 Not that I care. Uh-huh. 832 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,960 Not that I care. Uh-huh. 833 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:51,200 He just really done a number on Ben. 834 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,040 He just really done a number on Ben. 835 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:54,080 We're fighting about everything. 836 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,040 We're fighting about everything. 837 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:56,080 Are you two having sex? Ma! 838 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,480 Are you two having sex? Ma! 839 00:21:59,480 --> 00:21:59,520 Shit! 840 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,040 Shit! 841 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,080 I just asked you the question. Don't wreck the house. 842 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,600 I just asked you the question. Don't wreck the house. 843 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:03,640 It's already wrecked. 844 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,240 It's already wrecked. 845 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:07,680 And no, we're not having sex. 846 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,440 And no, we're not having sex. 847 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:10,480 That's understandable. You're grieving - both of you. 848 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,360 That's understandable. You're grieving - both of you. 849 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,000 Darling. 850 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,440 Darling. 851 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:21,680 It's a tough lesson, 852 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,200 It's a tough lesson, 853 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:23,240 but one that everybody with children has to learn. 854 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,000 but one that everybody with children has to learn. 855 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,040 After a point, you have no control over them. 856 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,560 After a point, you have no control over them. 857 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:28,600 All you can do is hope 858 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,280 All you can do is hope 859 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:30,320 that you instilled enough strength and common sense for him to survive. 860 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,360 that you instilled enough strength and common sense for him to survive. 861 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:34,840 And that he knows you're still here for him 862 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,320 And that he knows you're still here for him 863 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:37,360 in case some day he changes his mind... 864 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,320 in case some day he changes his mind... 865 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:39,360 He wont. 866 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,760 He wont. 867 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:41,840 You and Ben should both get that out of your heads. 868 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,360 You and Ben should both get that out of your heads. 869 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:01,240 Hey, Hunter! 870 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,720 Hey, Hunter! 871 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:02,760 Hunter! 872 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,160 Hunter! 873 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:07,160 Never mind. Don't look so disappointed. 874 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,480 Never mind. Don't look so disappointed. 875 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:09,520 I can be Hunter if you like. 876 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,120 I can be Hunter if you like. 877 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,200 Thanks, it's not what I'm looking for. 878 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,840 Thanks, it's not what I'm looking for. 879 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:13,880 Then why are you here? Hey! 880 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,600 Then why are you here? Hey! 881 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:15,640 Whatever he did for you, I can do it better. 882 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,600 Whatever he did for you, I can do it better. 883 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:17,640 I know Hunter. 884 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,960 I know Hunter. 885 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,000 You do? 886 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,400 You do? 887 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:22,680 Where is he? (Chuckles) 888 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,600 Where is he? (Chuckles) 889 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:25,640 Oh, uh... 890 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,080 Oh, uh... 891 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:31,760 He left town. Where did he go? 892 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,920 He left town. Where did he go? 893 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:33,960 "Some place warm," is all he said. 894 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,080 "Some place warm," is all he said. 895 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:36,120 He said he hated it here, that he's never coming back. 896 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,000 He said he hated it here, that he's never coming back. 897 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:43,920 Thanks. 898 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,440 Thanks. 899 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:45,480 Hey. As long as you paid, want me to cheer you up? 900 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,680 Hey. As long as you paid, want me to cheer you up? 901 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:57,880 WOMEN LAUGH 902 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,840 WOMEN LAUGH 903 00:23:59,840 --> 00:23:59,880 MELANIE: I've lived here all my life, I never knew that restaurant existed. 904 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,440 MELANIE: I've lived here all my life, I never knew that restaurant existed. 905 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:03,480 CORINNE: Isn't it fabulous? Oh, those stuffed grape leaves! 906 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,840 CORINNE: Isn't it fabulous? Oh, those stuffed grape leaves! 907 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:05,880 And that lamb. That's Lindsay's favourite. 908 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,080 And that lamb. That's Lindsay's favourite. 909 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:08,120 She marinates it in olive oil and mint 910 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,760 She marinates it in olive oil and mint 911 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:10,800 and then grills it with some...um... 912 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,520 and then grills it with some...um... 913 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:13,560 (Both chuckle) 914 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,960 (Both chuckle) 915 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,040 I've always wanted to go to Greece - Athens, Mykonos. 916 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,040 I've always wanted to go to Greece - Athens, Mykonos. 917 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:20,080 Not to mention Lesbos. 918 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,080 Not to mention Lesbos. 919 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:22,120 Imagine - a whole island where every man, woman and child is a lesbian. 920 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:26,520 Imagine - a whole island where every man, woman and child is a lesbian. 921 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:26,560 (Both laugh) 922 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,960 (Both laugh) 923 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:31,200 I must have onion breath... from the Greek salad. 924 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,200 I must have onion breath... from the Greek salad. 925 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:36,320 Then I must too. We'll cancel each other out. 926 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,960 Then I must too. We'll cancel each other out. 927 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:41,440 It's not just the onions. I know. 928 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,400 It's not just the onions. I know. 929 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:44,440 It's...it's been so long since I... 930 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,800 It's...it's been so long since I... 931 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:46,840 No need to explain. Some other time. 932 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,040 No need to explain. Some other time. 933 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:00,960 DOOR OPENS LINDSAY: Oh! 934 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,120 DOOR OPENS LINDSAY: Oh! 935 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:05,080 I'm...sorry. 936 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,600 I'm...sorry. 937 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:09,120 The trash comes...tomorrow. 938 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,200 The trash comes...tomorrow. 939 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:12,840 Linz, this is Corinne. 940 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,280 Linz, this is Corinne. 941 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:15,320 Hey. Hi. 942 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,000 Hey. Hi. 943 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:18,320 We...volunteer 944 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,880 We...volunteer 945 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:19,920 at the centre together. 946 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,520 at the centre together. 947 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:23,960 I just remembered - I forgot the trash from upstairs. 948 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,320 I just remembered - I forgot the trash from upstairs. 949 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:27,360 So I'll just...go up and collect it. 950 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,960 So I'll just...go up and collect it. 951 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:31,160 The trash from upstairs. 952 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,320 The trash from upstairs. 953 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:36,960 (Closes door) 954 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,400 (Closes door) 955 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:39,800 (Sighs softly) (Coughs softly) 956 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,720 (Sighs softly) (Coughs softly) 957 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:45,120 Peach a la mode. 958 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,840 Peach a la mode. 959 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:47,880 Oh. No, thanks. 960 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,040 Oh. No, thanks. 961 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:50,080 Hmm. Shame to let it melt. 962 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,440 Hmm. Shame to let it melt. 963 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:52,480 So, are you still getting calls from the breather? 964 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,640 So, are you still getting calls from the breather? 965 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:54,680 I've a feeling those have stopped for good. 966 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,200 I've a feeling those have stopped for good. 967 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:57,240 That's a relief. 968 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,680 That's a relief. 969 00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:58,720 Actually, I kind of miss him. 970 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,640 Actually, I kind of miss him. 971 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:03,240 (Croakily) Juice, coffee, three egg whites - scrambled. 972 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,280 (Croakily) Juice, coffee, three egg whites - scrambled. 973 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:07,320 It's a little late for breakfast. Not if you've been up all night. 974 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,280 It's a little late for breakfast. Not if you've been up all night. 975 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:10,320 You know, a man your age should take better care of himself. 976 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,720 You know, a man your age should take better care of himself. 977 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:13,760 You could die of a stroke. 978 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,440 You could die of a stroke. 979 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:15,480 I'm counting on you to get to me first. 980 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,400 I'm counting on you to get to me first. 981 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:17,440 Uh-huh. 982 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,680 Uh-huh. 983 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:19,720 So, where were you? Toolshed? Slammer? (Lisps) The Pith Hole? 984 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,920 So, where were you? Toolshed? Slammer? (Lisps) The Pith Hole? 985 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:22,960 Puerto Vallarta. 986 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,400 Puerto Vallarta. 987 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:24,440 Mmm. Must be a new one. Where is it? 988 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,920 Mmm. Must be a new one. Where is it? 989 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:26,960 Mexico. 990 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,960 Mexico. 991 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,000 You went to... And back in less than 24 hours. 992 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,600 You went to... And back in less than 24 hours. 993 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:31,640 Well, that was a quickie. In more ways than one. 994 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,280 Well, that was a quickie. In more ways than one. 995 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:35,320 I had a pressing piece of business to attend to. 996 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,560 I had a pressing piece of business to attend to. 997 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:37,600 And did you take care of it? 998 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,600 And did you take care of it? 999 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:39,640 Once at cruising altitude and once while we were making our approach. 1000 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,520 Once at cruising altitude and once while we were making our approach. 1001 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:43,560 (Laughs) 1002 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,000 (Laughs) 1003 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:45,040 Coffee, juice. 1004 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,520 Coffee, juice. 1005 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:46,560 Eggs will be ready as soon as the hens finish laying 'em. 1006 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,040 Eggs will be ready as soon as the hens finish laying 'em. 1007 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:50,320 You think he's a top? 1008 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,840 You think he's a top? 1009 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:51,880 Some of those hunks, when you get them in bed, 1010 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,800 Some of those hunks, when you get them in bed, 1011 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:53,840 turn out to be the biggest bottoms! 1012 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,920 turn out to be the biggest bottoms! 1013 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:55,960 I'd do him either way. 1014 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,320 I'd do him either way. 1015 00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:58,360 And who might that be? 1016 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,320 And who might that be? 1017 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:00,360 The queen who just got outed. 1018 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,080 The queen who just got outed. 1019 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:09,760 Excuse me, sir, you might want to read this 1020 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,600 Excuse me, sir, you might want to read this 1021 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:11,640 before you shop at Taylor Electronics. 1022 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,280 before you shop at Taylor Electronics. 1023 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:13,320 Do you know that the owner of this store is a hate-mongering bigot 1024 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,000 Do you know that the owner of this store is a hate-mongering bigot 1025 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:16,040 who wants to deny honest citizens their rights? 1026 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,520 who wants to deny honest citizens their rights? 1027 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:18,560 Don't support businesses that don't support all Americans. 1028 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,840 Don't support businesses that don't support all Americans. 1029 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:24,240 Excuse me, folks, but you're trespassing on private property. 1030 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,440 Excuse me, folks, but you're trespassing on private property. 1031 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:28,480 They want to deny us a few more liberties? 1032 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,520 They want to deny us a few more liberties? 1033 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:30,560 Ma'am, if you don't leave, we'll be forced to make you leave. 1034 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,880 Ma'am, if you don't leave, we'll be forced to make you leave. 1035 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:32,920 Oh, yeah? 1036 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,120 Oh, yeah? 1037 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:34,160 Well, my husband - except I'm not married 1038 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,520 Well, my husband - except I'm not married 1039 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:36,560 because my gay son here can't get married - 1040 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,240 because my gay son here can't get married - 1041 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:38,280 happens to be Detective Carl Horvath. 1042 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,600 happens to be Detective Carl Horvath. 1043 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:40,640 Ever heard of him? Yes, ma'am. 1044 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,360 Ever heard of him? Yes, ma'am. 1045 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:42,400 I've heard of you too. 1046 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,400 I've heard of you too. 1047 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:44,440 It's no problem, Officer. Come on, Mom. 1048 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,040 It's no problem, Officer. Come on, Mom. 1049 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:46,080 Let's move across the street. 1050 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,560 Let's move across the street. 1051 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:47,600 We can still make our point without getting into trouble. 1052 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,960 We can still make our point without getting into trouble. 1053 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,000 Well, we'll just yell twice as loud. 1054 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,240 Well, we'll just yell twice as loud. 1055 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:52,280 PROTESTERS: Yeah! 1056 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,200 PROTESTERS: Yeah! 1057 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:54,240 You too, son. 1058 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,680 You too, son. 1059 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:55,720 I'm not your son. I'm his. 1060 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,560 I'm not your son. I'm his. 1061 00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:58,600 And I'm not going anywhere. 1062 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,280 And I'm not going anywhere. 1063 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:00,320 Whatever issues you have with your father, 1064 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,040 Whatever issues you have with your father, 1065 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:02,080 you should settle them off the street. 1066 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,640 you should settle them off the street. 1067 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:03,680 I already tried that. 1068 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,280 I already tried that. 1069 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:06,520 I'm standing in front of your door, Dad, in front of your face. 1070 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,040 I'm standing in front of your door, Dad, in front of your face. 1071 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:10,080 You can call in your troops, but I'm not going to disappear. 1072 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,720 You can call in your troops, but I'm not going to disappear. 1073 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:12,760 So, what are you going to do? Hmm?! 1074 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,120 So, what are you going to do? Hmm?! 1075 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:15,160 Come on, Dad, why don't you show us your great family values 1076 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,800 Come on, Dad, why don't you show us your great family values 1077 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:17,840 and have them arrest your son? 1078 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,440 and have them arrest your son? 1079 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:21,360 Sir? 1080 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,800 Sir? 1081 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,000 Go on. 1082 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,520 Go on. 1083 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:26,560 Are you sure you want to do that, sir? 1084 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,480 Are you sure you want to do that, sir? 1085 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:28,520 I told you to get him out of here. 1086 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,440 I told you to get him out of here. 1087 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:32,680 (Sighs) You're hereby arrested 1088 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,520 (Sighs) You're hereby arrested 1089 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:34,560 for unlawfully trespassing on private property. 1090 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,920 for unlawfully trespassing on private property. 1091 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:36,960 Anything you say may and will be used against you in a court of law. 1092 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,840 Anything you say may and will be used against you in a court of law. 1093 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:39,880 You have the right to an attorney. 1094 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,560 You have the right to an attorney. 1095 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:41,600 (Protesters chant, yell) 1096 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,520 (Protesters chant, yell) 1097 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:46,880 Meet my number 10. 1098 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,640 Meet my number 10. 1099 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:48,680 I already have. He was my number...five, I believe. 1100 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:53,320 I already have. He was my number...five, I believe. 1101 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:53,360 Anyway, you needn't bother. I already won. 1102 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,520 Anyway, you needn't bother. I already won. 1103 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:56,560 (Scoffs) Well, that's impossible. 1104 00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,040 (Scoffs) Well, that's impossible. 1105 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,080 The guy's in Puerto Vallarta. 1106 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,880 The guy's in Puerto Vallarta. 1107 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:03,200 We both had a lovely flight. 1108 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,760 We both had a lovely flight. 1109 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,040 Although there was a little turbulence in the toilet. 1110 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,080 Although there was a little turbulence in the toilet. 1111 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:12,800 Game, set and match, sport. 1112 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,840 Game, set and match, sport. 1113 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:15,880 The winner, and still champion, is yours truly. 1114 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,520 The winner, and still champion, is yours truly. 1115 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,160 So, I guess you'll be wanting to collect your trophy? 1116 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,120 So, I guess you'll be wanting to collect your trophy? 1117 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,160 You bet your ass. 1118 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,560 You bet your ass. 1119 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:27,240 So you better polish it up. 1120 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,880 So you better polish it up. 1121 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:33,200 DREW: He said he'd go to the press. 1122 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,240 DREW: He said he'd go to the press. 1123 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:35,280 That if I didn't pay him, the tabloids would. 1124 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,840 That if I didn't pay him, the tabloids would. 1125 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:37,880 So I told him to go fuck himself. I wasn't going to give another cent. 1126 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,240 So I told him to go fuck himself. I wasn't going to give another cent. 1127 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:41,280 Now the damn paparazzi are surrounding my house. 1128 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,520 Now the damn paparazzi are surrounding my house. 1129 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:43,560 I can't even go home. 1130 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,240 I can't even go home. 1131 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:45,280 I feel like a fugitive. A...criminal. 1132 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,800 I feel like a fugitive. A...criminal. 1133 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,000 Yeah, that's why I called - to let you know you have a friend. 1134 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,480 Yeah, that's why I called - to let you know you have a friend. 1135 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,000 I've already called my lawyers. 1136 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,720 I've already called my lawyers. 1137 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:55,760 I'm going to file a lawsuit - sue him for $30 million. 1138 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,720 I'm going to file a lawsuit - sue him for $30 million. 1139 00:29:59,720 --> 00:29:59,760 What about the photographs? They're real. 1140 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,600 What about the photographs? They're real. 1141 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:01,640 I'll deny it. 1142 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,800 I'll deny it. 1143 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:03,840 I'll say they were Photoshopped, the work of a blackmailer. 1144 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,080 I'll say they were Photoshopped, the work of a blackmailer. 1145 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:07,120 If they think they can mess with me, they've got another thing coming. 1146 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,080 If they think they can mess with me, they've got another thing coming. 1147 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,120 This time they fucked with the wrong guy! 1148 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,000 This time they fucked with the wrong guy! 1149 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,040 What about the next time? 1150 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,520 What about the next time? 1151 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:14,560 There isn't going to be a next time. 1152 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,240 There isn't going to be a next time. 1153 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:16,280 Oh...you're planning on giving up sex? 1154 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,480 Oh...you're planning on giving up sex? 1155 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:18,520 Who said that? There are plenty of women. 1156 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,400 Who said that? There are plenty of women. 1157 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:21,440 Maybe so, but when's the last time you had sex with a woman 1158 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,240 Maybe so, but when's the last time you had sex with a woman 1159 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:24,280 that you didn't think about a man? 1160 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,880 that you didn't think about a man? 1161 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:30,440 It's who you are, baby. 1162 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,680 It's who you are, baby. 1163 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:32,720 You can't fight it. 1164 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,040 You can't fight it. 1165 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:35,080 Sooner or later, there are going to be other guys. 1166 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,240 Sooner or later, there are going to be other guys. 1167 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:37,280 And each time there are, you'll be scared shitless, 1168 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,720 And each time there are, you'll be scared shitless, 1169 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:39,760 wondering, "Did he recognise me? Is he going to blackmail me? 1170 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,840 wondering, "Did he recognise me? Is he going to blackmail me? 1171 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:42,880 "Is he going to the tabloids?" 1172 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,720 "Is he going to the tabloids?" 1173 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:44,760 I mean, is that how you want to spend the rest of your life? 1174 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,840 I mean, is that how you want to spend the rest of your life? 1175 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:54,200 Thanks for bailing me out. 1176 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,480 Thanks for bailing me out. 1177 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:56,520 When I taught you to say please and thank you, 1178 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,480 When I taught you to say please and thank you, 1179 00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:58,520 I never quite expected to hear it used that way. 1180 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,240 I never quite expected to hear it used that way. 1181 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:01,280 You too, Ben. Any time. 1182 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,920 You too, Ben. Any time. 1183 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:02,960 Actually, I take that back. Let's hope it's the last time. 1184 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,880 Actually, I take that back. Let's hope it's the last time. 1185 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:05,920 You can damn well be sure of that. 1186 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,840 You can damn well be sure of that. 1187 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:07,880 I'm going to have a few words with your father, 1188 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,840 I'm going to have a few words with your father, 1189 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:09,880 starting with, "You sick sonofabitch!" 1190 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,160 starting with, "You sick sonofabitch!" 1191 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:12,200 I wouldn't waste your breath. He's not worth it. 1192 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,560 I wouldn't waste your breath. He's not worth it. 1193 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:14,600 I can't believe a father would actually have his own son arrested. 1194 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,360 I can't believe a father would actually have his own son arrested. 1195 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,400 I don't believe you've ever had the displeasure 1196 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,440 I don't believe you've ever had the displeasure 1197 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:19,480 of meeting my ex-husband. 1198 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,200 of meeting my ex-husband. 1199 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:21,240 I used to think, in time, he would come around, 1200 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,160 I used to think, in time, he would come around, 1201 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:23,200 but now I think that he would rather see me dead than gay. 1202 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,040 but now I think that he would rather see me dead than gay. 1203 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:27,440 Your dad doesn't know how lucky he is to have a son. 1204 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,040 Your dad doesn't know how lucky he is to have a son. 1205 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:32,640 I'm going to go and get the car. Yeah. Thanks, Ben. 1206 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,720 I'm going to go and get the car. Yeah. Thanks, Ben. 1207 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:39,520 I just want you to know that even though your father 1208 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,120 I just want you to know that even though your father 1209 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:42,160 may no longer consider you his son, 1210 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,560 may no longer consider you his son, 1211 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:45,600 you will always be mine. 1212 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,000 you will always be mine. 1213 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,040 Thanks. I'm just sorry I fucked things up. 1214 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,080 Thanks. I'm just sorry I fucked things up. 1215 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:51,120 Fucked what up? 1216 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,160 Fucked what up? 1217 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:53,200 Dad says it's on account of me that... 1218 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,640 Dad says it's on account of me that... 1219 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:55,680 ..that I'm the one that destroyed your marriage. 1220 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,760 ..that I'm the one that destroyed your marriage. 1221 00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,120 Honey, you don't really believe that? 1222 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,120 Honey, you don't really believe that? 1223 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:01,160 Hmm... 1224 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,760 Hmm... 1225 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:02,800 Well, it's not true. 1226 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,400 Well, it's not true. 1227 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:05,440 We were having problems long before you told us you're gay. 1228 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,360 We were having problems long before you told us you're gay. 1229 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:09,400 So, if he wants to lie to himself and blame you, let him. 1230 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,240 So, if he wants to lie to himself and blame you, let him. 1231 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:13,280 Don't you dare blame yourself. 1232 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,760 Don't you dare blame yourself. 1233 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:17,240 Hmm? OK. 1234 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,960 Hmm? OK. 1235 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:23,120 It was so awful seeing Mel kissing that woman, 1236 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,840 It was so awful seeing Mel kissing that woman, 1237 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:25,880 while I just stood there holding the garbage. 1238 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,200 while I just stood there holding the garbage. 1239 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:28,240 Mmm. I think it's shocking. Isn't it? 1240 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,600 Mmm. I think it's shocking. Isn't it? 1241 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:31,640 I mean that someone would want to kiss Mel. 1242 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,880 I mean that someone would want to kiss Mel. 1243 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:34,920 Ow! Fuck! 1244 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,200 Ow! Fuck! 1245 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,240 You deserved that. 1246 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,160 You deserved that. 1247 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:40,200 You want me to rub the boo-boo and make it better? 1248 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,720 You want me to rub the boo-boo and make it better? 1249 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:42,760 You leave my boo-boo alone. (Sighs) 1250 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,040 You leave my boo-boo alone. (Sighs) 1251 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,080 Christ! You can barely turn around in here. 1252 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,680 Christ! You can barely turn around in here. 1253 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:48,720 Where else am I supposed to go? 1254 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,400 Where else am I supposed to go? 1255 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:50,440 Sleep in the kitchen or on the front porch? 1256 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,400 Sleep in the kitchen or on the front porch? 1257 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:52,440 This whole in-house separation is for shit. 1258 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,160 This whole in-house separation is for shit. 1259 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:55,200 We need to do it - for financial reasons. 1260 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,400 We need to do it - for financial reasons. 1261 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:57,440 At the expense of your emotional reason? 1262 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,320 At the expense of your emotional reason? 1263 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:00,360 What's next? You come in on them fucking? 1264 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,560 What's next? You come in on them fucking? 1265 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:02,600 Don't say that! Can't face it? 1266 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,680 Don't say that! Can't face it? 1267 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:04,720 No, I can't face it. 1268 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,960 No, I can't face it. 1269 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:10,760 I guess, when I moved back into this house, I... 1270 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,480 I guess, when I moved back into this house, I... 1271 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:14,520 ..thought, despite what I knew, despite the rules, that... 1272 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,120 ..thought, despite what I knew, despite the rules, that... 1273 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,000 ..somehow Mel and I would... 1274 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,080 ..somehow Mel and I would... 1275 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:21,120 Get back together. 1276 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,520 Get back together. 1277 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:23,680 (Scoffs) You dykes just can't let go, can you? 1278 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,080 (Scoffs) You dykes just can't let go, can you? 1279 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,000 You just can't get it through your lesbianic brains 1280 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,480 You just can't get it through your lesbianic brains 1281 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:30,520 that you have to stop clinging to your past and move on. 1282 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,400 that you have to stop clinging to your past and move on. 1283 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:33,440 "Move on"? 1284 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,880 "Move on"? 1285 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:34,920 That's a good one, coming from you. 1286 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,720 That's a good one, coming from you. 1287 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:37,760 Carrying on like an oversexed adolescent, 1288 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,760 Carrying on like an oversexed adolescent, 1289 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:39,800 that 'fuck-off' of yours. 1290 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,120 that 'fuck-off' of yours. 1291 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:43,520 Yes, I know all about it. Everyone knows all about it. 1292 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,320 Yes, I know all about it. Everyone knows all about it. 1293 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:47,360 A childish competition between you and this year's young, hot stud. 1294 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,480 A childish competition between you and this year's young, hot stud. 1295 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:50,520 Not only is it ludicrous, it's humiliating. 1296 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,960 Not only is it ludicrous, it's humiliating. 1297 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:56,160 Well, I hope you win... 1298 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,800 Well, I hope you win... 1299 00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:58,880 ..even though you've already lost something far more valuable. 1300 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,880 ..even though you've already lost something far more valuable. 1301 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:04,960 So don't you tell me about clinging onto my past 1302 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,560 So don't you tell me about clinging onto my past 1303 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:07,600 until you're willing to let go of yours. 1304 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,880 until you're willing to let go of yours. 1305 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:19,160 MAN ON TV: Stop right there! (Woman gasps) 1306 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,880 MAN ON TV: Stop right there! (Woman gasps) 1307 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:20,920 I'm a police officer. Detective Elaine Bender. Metro. 1308 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,240 I'm a police officer. Detective Elaine Bender. Metro. 1309 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:23,280 Hey! HEY! 1310 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,920 Hey! HEY! 1311 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:24,960 (Chuckles) You know, I solve crimes for a living, 1312 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,400 (Chuckles) You know, I solve crimes for a living, 1313 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:28,440 and I can tell you it doesn't happen in 60 minutes 1314 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,760 and I can tell you it doesn't happen in 60 minutes 1315 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:30,800 with the help of a partner who looks like a runway model. 1316 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,200 with the help of a partner who looks like a runway model. 1317 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:33,240 That's why there's no 'CSI Pittsburgh'. 1318 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,360 That's why there's no 'CSI Pittsburgh'. 1319 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:35,400 (Chuckles) DOORBELL RINGS 1320 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,440 (Chuckles) DOORBELL RINGS 1321 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:37,480 Sweetheart, would you get that? 1322 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,960 Sweetheart, would you get that? 1323 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,000 The runway model is about to nail the killer. 1324 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,360 The runway model is about to nail the killer. 1325 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:45,800 Oh, my God. Drew Boyd. 1326 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,760 Oh, my God. Drew Boyd. 1327 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:47,800 We met you last year at the game. I remember. 1328 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,520 We met you last year at the game. I remember. 1329 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:50,560 You were with this loud woman with red hair. 1330 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,560 You were with this loud woman with red hair. 1331 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:52,600 That would be me! 1332 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,200 That would be me! 1333 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:55,240 Uh, is...is Emmett here? 1334 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,080 Uh, is...is Emmett here? 1335 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:57,120 Honey, is Emmett here? 1336 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,760 Honey, is Emmett here? 1337 00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:58,800 (Shouts) Emmett! 1338 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,680 (Shouts) Emmett! 1339 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:00,720 Come in, please. Thank you. 1340 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,080 Come in, please. Thank you. 1341 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:04,560 Look, I just want you to know - 1342 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,000 Look, I just want you to know - 1343 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:07,040 I don't care what you do in bed or who you do it with. 1344 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,840 I don't care what you do in bed or who you do it with. 1345 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:09,880 You're still one helluva ball player. 1346 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,760 You're still one helluva ball player. 1347 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:12,840 You have no idea how sorry I am you had to say that... 1348 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,520 You have no idea how sorry I am you had to say that... 1349 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:16,560 ..but how glad I am you did. 1350 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,280 ..but how glad I am you did. 1351 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:19,320 Deb? Did you call? 1352 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,880 Deb? Did you call? 1353 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:35,600 Want some? No, thanks. 1354 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,400 Want some? No, thanks. 1355 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:37,440 Are you sure? There's enough for two. 1356 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,200 Are you sure? There's enough for two. 1357 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:39,240 We each make our own dinner. Isn't that what we agreed on? 1358 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:42,000 We each make our own dinner. Isn't that what we agreed on? 1359 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:46,200 Linz, I am so sorry for that kiss with Corinne - 1360 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,480 Linz, I am so sorry for that kiss with Corinne - 1361 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:49,520 that you had to see it, that we did it right in front of you. 1362 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,280 that you had to see it, that we did it right in front of you. 1363 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:53,320 Please, don't give it another thought, really. 1364 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,680 Please, don't give it another thought, really. 1365 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:55,720 In fact, I'm the one who should apologise to you - for intruding. 1366 00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:00,080 In fact, I'm the one who should apologise to you - for intruding. 1367 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,120 It's pretty messy, huh? Yeah, I'll say. 1368 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,840 It's pretty messy, huh? Yeah, I'll say. 1369 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:02,880 Mmm...I think we should do something about this. 1370 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,760 Mmm...I think we should do something about this. 1371 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:07,360 I think we should make it a rule that if we're dating someone... 1372 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,520 I think we should make it a rule that if we're dating someone... 1373 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:10,560 Are you...dating her? 1374 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,360 Are you...dating her? 1375 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:14,440 No. Not really. I...I don't think so. 1376 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,520 No. Not really. I...I don't think so. 1377 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:17,560 But you're seeing her? Well, I guess. I...I don't know. 1378 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,360 But you're seeing her? Well, I guess. I...I don't know. 1379 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:21,400 Well, anyway, I was saying... I'm sorry. 1380 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,120 Well, anyway, I was saying... I'm sorry. 1381 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:23,160 Forgive me. I interrupted you. No, no, no. It's OK. 1382 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,480 Forgive me. I interrupted you. No, no, no. It's OK. 1383 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:25,520 I was just saying that if there's anyone 1384 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,560 I was just saying that if there's anyone 1385 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:27,600 either one of us has an interest in, 1386 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,520 either one of us has an interest in, 1387 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:29,560 we should make it a rule we don't bring that person to the house. 1388 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,320 we should make it a rule we don't bring that person to the house. 1389 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:32,360 I agree. Good. 1390 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,120 I agree. Good. 1391 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:35,160 See, we can work these things out. Thank God. (Chuckles) 1392 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,240 See, we can work these things out. Thank God. (Chuckles) 1393 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:38,280 We're still mature adults with open communication. 1394 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,200 We're still mature adults with open communication. 1395 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:41,240 Yes. Thank God. 1396 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,240 Yes. Thank God. 1397 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:49,800 You can have my ass, but you can't have me. 1398 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,880 You can have my ass, but you can't have me. 1399 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:52,920 (Chuckles) Defiant even in defeat. I like that. 1400 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:57,680 (Chuckles) Defiant even in defeat. I like that. 1401 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:04,320 Nice place. Yeah. 1402 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,720 Nice place. Yeah. 1403 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:06,960 So, shall we get this over with? 1404 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,000 So, shall we get this over with? 1405 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,040 Allow me to point the way. 1406 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,800 Allow me to point the way. 1407 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,000 Just go slow...and take it easy. 1408 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,040 Just go slow...and take it easy. 1409 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:19,080 I don't bottom very often. (Laughs) 1410 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,440 I don't bottom very often. (Laughs) 1411 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:22,480 Well, you'll have to tell me all about it. 1412 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,960 Well, you'll have to tell me all about it. 1413 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:08,680 Well? Is it all you dreamt it would be? 1414 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,800 Well? Is it all you dreamt it would be? 1415 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:11,840 And less. But we'll make do. 1416 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,400 And less. But we'll make do. 1417 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:28,240 Aren't you going to collect your prize? 1418 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,560 Aren't you going to collect your prize? 1419 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:33,360 (Exhales deeply) It's not much of a victory, 1420 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,240 (Exhales deeply) It's not much of a victory, 1421 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:36,280 considering my years of experience and expertise. 1422 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,400 considering my years of experience and expertise. 1423 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:42,520 Your years are numbered. 1424 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,280 Your years are numbered. 1425 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:44,320 Eventually I'm going to tear you down and pull you apart. 1426 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,400 Eventually I'm going to tear you down and pull you apart. 1427 00:38:59,480 --> 00:38:59,520 Put your pants on. 1428 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,960 Put your pants on. 1429 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:02,160 Huh? 1430 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,880 Huh? 1431 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:03,920 I said put your pants on. 1432 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,200 I said put your pants on. 1433 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:07,240 Get out. 1434 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,640 Get out. 1435 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:11,800 Whatever you say. You're the winner. 1436 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,400 Whatever you say. You're the winner. 1437 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,040 So, are you sure you should be here? In a gay guy's room? 1438 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:42,360 So, are you sure you should be here? In a gay guy's room? 1439 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:42,400 Are you taking pictures? 1440 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,840 Are you taking pictures? 1441 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:44,880 I would never do anything like that. I know. 1442 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,920 I would never do anything like that. I know. 1443 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:48,960 What's going on? 1444 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,400 What's going on? 1445 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:50,440 DISTANT CHATTER 1446 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,440 DISTANT CHATTER 1447 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:52,480 Oh, the press. They followed me here. 1448 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,400 Oh, the press. They followed me here. 1449 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:54,440 Didn't you know they would? 1450 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,120 Didn't you know they would? 1451 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:56,160 I'm allowed to have friends, aren't I? Gay or straight. 1452 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,120 I'm allowed to have friends, aren't I? Gay or straight. 1453 00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,160 Since when is that a crime? Hey. 1454 00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,800 Since when is that a crime? Hey. 1455 00:39:59,800 --> 00:39:59,840 You're preaching to the choir, honey. Tell THEM. 1456 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,800 You're preaching to the choir, honey. Tell THEM. 1457 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:01,840 Maybe I will. 1458 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,720 Maybe I will. 1459 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:05,520 I thought you were going to fight it. 1460 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,680 I thought you were going to fight it. 1461 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:09,920 Maybe I can't fight it. 1462 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,560 Maybe I can't fight it. 1463 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:14,240 What you said about me having feelings for you... 1464 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,560 What you said about me having feelings for you... 1465 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:17,800 ..it's true. 1466 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,240 ..it's true. 1467 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:20,840 There might be a part of me that... 1468 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,840 There might be a part of me that... 1469 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:22,880 No, there IS a part of me... 1470 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,160 No, there IS a part of me... 1471 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:28,120 ..that wants to kiss you... 1472 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,760 ..that wants to kiss you... 1473 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:33,880 ..to hold you. 1474 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,520 ..to hold you. 1475 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:37,600 I guess that makes me... 1476 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,320 I guess that makes me... 1477 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:45,240 You have to say it. 1478 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,120 You have to say it. 1479 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:53,600 ..gay. 1480 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,040 ..gay. 1481 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:57,440 Touchdown. (Chuckles) 1482 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,360 Touchdown. (Chuckles) 1483 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,040 Reverend Fowler, the driving force behind Proposition 14, said today 1484 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,000 Reverend Fowler, the driving force behind Proposition 14, said today 1485 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,040 he would do everything in his and Gods power 1486 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,600 he would do everything in his and Gods power 1487 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:13,640 to stop homosexuals from destroying our country. 1488 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,400 to stop homosexuals from destroying our country. 1489 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:16,440 Bolstered by a major ad campaign, 1490 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,840 Bolstered by a major ad campaign, 1491 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:18,880 Fowler has mobilised a significant support base in the state. 1492 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,440 Fowler has mobilised a significant support base in the state. 1493 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:22,480 (Switches off TV) 1494 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,960 (Switches off TV) 1495 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,000 Ben? What is it? 1496 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,120 Ben? What is it? 1497 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,160 Come and look at this. 1498 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,760 Come and look at this. 1499 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:36,880 Not much of a correspondent, is he? 1500 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,080 Not much of a correspondent, is he? 1501 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,120 He said what we needed to hear. 1502 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,840 He said what we needed to hear. 1503 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:43,880 And he signed it 'love'. 1504 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,520 And he signed it 'love'. 1505 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:52,640 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 1506 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,600 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 1507 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:07,680 Look who's back. 1508 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,120 Look who's back. 1509 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:11,360 I see. I thought you had him banned. 1510 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,920 I see. I thought you had him banned. 1511 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:13,960 (Chuckles) I did. 1512 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,640 (Chuckles) I did. 1513 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:15,680 I'll have him thrown out. Don't. 1514 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,160 I'll have him thrown out. Don't. 1515 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:21,360 You can lock the doors and bar the windows, 1516 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,960 You can lock the doors and bar the windows, 1517 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,000 but...eventually bound to get in. 1518 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,320 but...eventually bound to get in. 1519 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:29,880 What is? 1520 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,360 What is? 1521 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:34,400 1522 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:39,280